Nowadays, who needs school?
Relax. From the comfort of your own home, you can become America's next top reality TV show fool!
Whatever the concept, there's a reality show for it.
No matter how absurd!
A few examples...
"BRIDEZILLAS" ~ Really? Are you supposed to marry her or run away?
"LOVE IN THE WILD" ~ Are Tarzan & Jane in this one? Do they go bananas?
"16 & PREGNANT" ~ To be young & dumb again. Oh wait, they are.
"JERSEYLICIOUS" ~ Here I thought New Jersey was famous for being the "Garden State." Now I know it's Snooki that put it on the map! Go figure.
"THE BAD GIRLS CLUB" ~ Have mean girls gone legitimate?
"PIMP MY RIDE" ~ Sound like pimps are putting their caddies out for the hustle.
"TODDLERS & TIARAS" ~ Do they get tiaras for going potty?
"KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS" ~ As if anyone could. Hold the camera steady...
"REAL HOUSEWIVES", Anywhere, USA ~ Grab your skankiest, tightest dress & highest stilettos, and hit the stroll.
"GORDON RAMSEY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES" ~ Get cursed out by the best, and if you don't win, you'll at least have a memory.
It seems absurdity and inanity are the name of the game. So, sit down, turn the TV on, turn your mind off, and allow yourself to be mindlessly entertained. Oops, gotta run...It's time to see which "AMERICAN IDOL" is going to win "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!"