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     For many years, I was a closet couch potato. I was ashamed, and lived in constant fear that someone would find out and expose me for who I really was. No one knew of my secret yearnings just to sit in front of the TV or the computer, being relatively sedentary and immobile, content to twiddle my thumbs while I smack and snack!

     But, since I've 'come out,' I feel free, unfettered and alive, - free to be me. - the certified, CPA (Couch Potatoes of America) approved, 100 percent Couch Potato Queen!

     Now, I no longer have to make up excuses to keep hidden my true passion. No more "Dear, I've got a headache." when it's time to engage in other activities. I can freely admit, I staying home to watch "Toddlers & Tiaras." I'm dying to see which little 'princess' throws a tantrum and falls off the stage, and which mom wins the coveted tiara!